At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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