There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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