My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He passed out mid-signature
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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