do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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