Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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