That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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