Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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