Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
hows the party?
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be there in 10
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
