But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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