He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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