how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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