Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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