Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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