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My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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