So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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