peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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