THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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