it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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