ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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