on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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