What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
she looked like the before picture.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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