that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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