It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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