so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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