So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
