Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
It's shark week go big or go home
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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