Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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