AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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