Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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