all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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