question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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