C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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