Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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