it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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