I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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