piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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