google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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