Betty ford says i'm here all night
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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