How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Randomize
