why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
and she was petting her beer can
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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