Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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