You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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