I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
The uberlube is also flammable
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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