What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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