Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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