Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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