If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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