Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Randomize
