i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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