i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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