i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
The struggles of a small town man whore
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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