shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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