at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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